Bart’s earned a day off

From: At Long Last Leave
Season 23, Episode 14

I will not replace a candy heart with a frog’s heart

From: The Daughter Also Rises
Season 23, Episode 13

There’s no proven link between raisins and boogers

From: Moe Goes From Rags to Riches
Season 23, Episode 12

We do need no education

From: The D’oh-cial Network
Season 23, Episode 11

Tintin did not suck suck

From: Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson
Season 23, Episode 10

Cafeteria trays are not toboggans

From: Holidays of Future Passed
Season 23, Episode 9

Caucus is not a dirty word

From: The Ten-Per-Cent Solution
Season 23, Episode 8

It’s November 6th. How come we’re not airing a Halloween show?

From: Replaceable You
Season 23, Episode 5



It’s not too early to speculate about the 2016 election

From: Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
Season 23, Episode 2

It’s Kristen Schaal, not Kristen Schall

From: 500 Keys
Season 22, Episode 21




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