I was not touched “there” by an angel

The-Simpsons-s11e18 - Days of Wine and D'oh'ses

From: Days of Wine and D’oh’ses
Season 11, Episode 18

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“Non-flammable” is not a challenge

The-Simpsons-s11e17 - Bart to the Future

From: Bart to the Future
Season 11, Episode 17

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Dodgeball stops at the gym door

The-Simpsons-s11e16 - Pygmoelian

From: Pygmoelian
Season 11, Episode 16

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A belch is not an oral report

The-Simpsons-s11e15 - Missionary- Impossible

From: Missionary- Impossible
Season 11, Episode 15

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My suspension was not “mutual”

The-Simpsons-s11e14 - Alone Again, Natura-diddly

From: Alone Again, Natura-diddly
Season 11, Episode 14

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Substitute teachers are not scabs

The-Simpsons-s11e13 - Saddlesore Galactica

From: Saddlesore Galactica
Season 11, Episode 13

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Class clown is not a paid position

The-Simpsons-s11e12 - The Mansion Family

From:  The Mansion Family
Season 11, Episode 12

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I will stop phoning it in

The-Simpsons-s11e11 - Faith Off

From: Faith Off
Season 11, Episode 11

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I will not create art from dung

The-Simpsons-s11e10 - Little Big Mom

From: Little Big Mom
Season 11, Episode 10

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I will not sell my kidney on eBay

The-Simpsons-s11e09 - Grift of the Magi

From: Grift of the Magi
Season 11, Episode 9

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