I will not yell “Fire” in a crowded classroom

the-simpsons-s01e13-Some Enchanted Evening

From: Some Enchanted Evening
Season 1, Episode 13

They are laughing at me, not with me

the-simpsons-s01e12-Krusty Gets Busted

From: Krusty Gets Busted
Season 1, Episode 12

Garlic gum is not funny

the-simpsons-s01e11-The Crepes of Wrath

From: The Crepes of Wrath
Season 1, Episode 11

I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"

the-simpsons-s01e10-Homer's Night Out

From: Homer’s Night Out
Season 1, Episode 9

I did not see Elvis

the-simpsons-s01e08-The Telltale Head

From: The Telltale Head
Season 1, Episode 8

I will not draw naked ladies in class

the-simpsons-s01e07-Call of the Simpsons

From: Call of the Simpsons
Season 1, Episode 7

I will not instigate revolution

the-simpsons-s01e06-Moaning Lisa

From: Moaning Lisa
Season 1, Episode 6

I will not burp in class

the-simpsons-s01e04-There's No Disgrace Like Home

From: There’s No Disgrace Like Home
Season 1, Episode 4

I will not skateboard in the halls

the-simpsons-s01e03-Homers Odyssey

From:Homer’s Odyssey
Season 1, Episode 3

I will not waste chalk

the-simpsons-s01e02-Bart the Genius

From: Bart The Genius
Season 1, Episode 2

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