I will not obey the voices in my head

The-Simpsons-s11e22 - Behind the Laughter

From:  Behind the Laughter
Season 11, Episode 22

I cannot hire a substitute student

The-Simpsons-s11e21 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge

From: It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
Season 11, Episode 21

I will not dance on anyone’s grave

The-Simpsons-s11e20 - Last Tap Dance in Springfield

From: Last Tap Dance in Springfield
Season 11, Episode 20

I am not here on a fartball scholarship

The-Simpsons-s11e19 - Kill the Alligator and Run

From: Kill the Alligator and Run
Season 11, Episode 19

I was not touched “there” by an angel

The-Simpsons-s11e18 - Days of Wine and D'oh'ses

From: Days of Wine and D’oh’ses
Season 11, Episode 18

“Non-flammable” is not a challenge

The-Simpsons-s11e17 - Bart to the Future

From: Bart to the Future
Season 11, Episode 17

Dodgeball stops at the gym door

The-Simpsons-s11e16 - Pygmoelian

From: Pygmoelian
Season 11, Episode 16

A belch is not an oral report

The-Simpsons-s11e15 - Missionary- Impossible

From: Missionary- Impossible
Season 11, Episode 15



My suspension was not “mutual”

The-Simpsons-s11e14 - Alone Again, Natura-diddly

From: Alone Again, Natura-diddly
Season 11, Episode 14

Substitute teachers are not scabs

The-Simpsons-s11e13 - Saddlesore Galactica

From: Saddlesore Galactica
Season 11, Episode 13




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