Class clown is not a paid position

The-Simpsons-s11e12 - The Mansion Family

From:  The Mansion Family
Season 11, Episode 12

I will stop phoning it in

The-Simpsons-s11e11 - Faith Off

From: Faith Off
Season 11, Episode 11

I will not create art from dung

The-Simpsons-s11e10 - Little Big Mom

From: Little Big Mom
Season 11, Episode 10

I will not sell my kidney on eBay

The-Simpsons-s11e09 - Grift of the Magi

From: Grift of the Magi
Season 11, Episode 9

I can’t see dead people

The-Simpsons-s11e08 - Take My Wife, Sleaze

From: Take My Wife, Sleaze
Season 11, Episode 8

Indian burns are not our cultural heritage

The-Simpsons-s11e07 - Eight Misbehavin'

From: Eight Misbehavin’
Season 11, Episode 7

I won’t not use no double negatives

The-Simpsons-s11e06 - Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder

From: Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder
Season 11, Episode 6

I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize

The-Simpsons-s11e05 - E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)

From: E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)
Season 11, Episode 5

I am not the last Don

The-Simpsons-s11e03 - Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner

From:  Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner
Season 11, Episode 3

Pork is not a verb

The-Simpsons-s11e02 - Brother's Little Helper

From: Brother’s Little Helper
Season 11, Episode 2

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