I should not be twenty-one by now

From: Simpsons Tall Tales
Season 12, Episode 21

Today is not Mothra’s day

From: Children of a Lesser Clod
Season 12, Episode 20

Genetics is not an excuse

From: I’m Goin’ to Praiseland
Season 12, Episode 19

Fire is not the cleanser

From: Trilogy of Error
Season 12, Episode 18

I will not flush evidence

From: Simpson Safari
Season 12, Episode 17

I will not scare the Vice President

From: Bye, Bye Nerdie
Season 12, Episode 16

“Temptation Island” was not a sleazy piece of crap

From: Hungry, Hungry Homer
Season 12, Episode 15

I will not buy a Presidential pardon

From: New Kids on the Blecch
Season 12, Episode 14



The hamster did not have “a full life”

From: Day of the Jackanapes
Season 12, Episode 13

I will not publish the Principal’s credit report

From: Tennis the Menace
Season 12, Episode 12




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