I will not hide the teacher’s medication

From: Worst Episode Ever
Season 12, Episode 11

I will not "let the dogs out"

From: Pokey Mom
Season 12, Episode 10

Network TV is not dead

From: Homr
Season 12, Episode 9

Science class should not end in tragedy

From: Skinner’s Sense of Snow
Season 12, Episode 8

The nurse is not dealing

From: The Great Money Caper
Season 12, Episode 7

I will only provide a urine sample when asked

From: The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
Season 12, Episode 6

I was not the sixth Beatle

From: Homer Vs Dignity
Season 12, Episode 5

I am not the acting President

From: Lisa the Tree Hugger
Season 12, Episode 4



I will not surprise the incontinent

From: Insane Clown Poppy
Season 12, Episode 3

I will not plant subliminal messagores

From: A Tale of Two Springfields
Season 12, Episode 2




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