I will never lie about being cancelled again

From: The Sweetest Apu
Season 13, Episode 19

Vampire is not a career choice

From: Tales from the Public Domain
Season 13, Episode 14

Making Milhouse cry is not a science project

From: The Lastest Gun in the West
Season 13, Episode 12

The giving tree is not a chump

From: The Bart Wants What it Wants
Season 13, Episode 11

I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers

From: Half Decent Proposal
Season 13, Episode 10

I do not have a cereal named after me

From: She of Little Faith
Season 13, Episode 6

I am not Charlie Brown on acid

From: The Blunder Years
Season 13, Episode 5

Fun does not have a size

From: Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
Season 13, Episode 4



A burp in a jar is not a science project

From: Homer the Moe
Season 13, Episode 3

Nobody reads these anymore

From: The Parent Rap
Season 13, Episode 2




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