Sandwiches should not contain sand

From: The Bart of War
Season 14, Episode 21

My pen is not a booger launcher

From: Old Yeller-Belly
Season 14, Episode 19

I will not

From: Barting Over
Season 14, Episode 11

This school does not need a “regime change”

From: Strong Arms of the Ma
Season 14, Episode 9

SpongeBob is not a contraceptive

From: Pray Anything
Season 14, Episode 10

Milhouse did not test cootie positive

From: Helter Shelter
Season 14, Episode 5

Fish do not like coffee

From: Bart Vs Lisa Vs The Third Grade
Season 14, Episode 3




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