I will not cut corners

The Simpsons [2x11] One Fish Two Fish Blowfish Blue Fish

From: One Fish Two Fish Blowfish Blue Fish
Season 2, Episode 11

I will not sell school property

The Simpsons [2x10] Bart Gets Hit By a Car

From: Bart Gets Hit By a Car
Season 2, Episode 10

I will not pledge allegiance to Bart

The Simpsons [2x09] Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

From: Itchy and Scratch and Marge
Season 2, Episode 9

I will not drive the principal’s car

The Simpsons [2x08] Bart the Daredevil

From: Bart the Daredevil
Season 2, Episode 8

I will not do that thing with my tongue

The Simpsons [2x07] Bart vs Thanksgiving

From: Bart vs. Thanksgiving
Season 2, Episode 7

I am not a 32 year old woman

The Simpsons [2x06] Dead Putting Society

From: Dead Putting Society
Season 2, Episode 6

I will not trade pants with others

The Simpsons [2x05] Dancin Homer

From: Dancin’ Homer
Season 2, Episode 5

I will not Xerox my butt

The Simpsons [2x04] Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish

From: Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
Season 2, Episode 4



Tar is not a plaything

The Simpsons [2x02] Simpson and Delilah

From: Simpson and Delilah
Season 2, Episode 2

I will not encourage others to fly

The Simpsons [2x01] Bart Gets an F

From: Bart Gets an F
Season 2, Episode 1




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