It's ''FaceBook,'' not ''Assbook''

From: Coming to Homerica
Season 20, Episode 21

I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy

From: Father Knows Worst
Season 20, Episode 18

I will not mock teacher’s outdated cell phone

From: The Good, The Sad, and The Drugly
Season 20, Episode 17

My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds

From: Wedding for Disaster
Season 20, Episode 15

Four-leaf clovers are not mutant freaks

From: In the Name of the Grandfather
Season 20, Episode 14

I will not have fun with educational toys

From: No Loan Again, Naturally
Season 20, Episode 12

“March Madness” is not an excuse for missing school

From: How The Test Was Won
Season 20, Episode 11

HDTV is worth every cent

From: Take My Life, Please
Season 20, Episode 10



I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard

From: Lisa the Drama Queen
Season 20, Episode 9

Jesus is not mad his birthday is on Christmas

From: The Burns and the Bees
Season 20, Episode 8




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