I will not fake seizures

The Simpsons [3x24] Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes

From: Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes
Season 3, Episode 24

I will not snap bras

The Simpsons [3x23] Bart's Friend Falls in Love

From: Bart’s Friend Falls in Love
Season 3, Episode 23

I will not spin the turtle

The Simpsons [3x22] The Otto Show

From: The Otto Show
Season 3, Episode 22

Funny noises are not funny

The Simpsons [3x21] Black Widower

From: Black Widower
Season 3, Episode 21

I will not conduct my own fire drills

The Simpsons [3x20] Colonel Homer

From: Colonel Homer
Season 3, Episode 20

I saw nothing unusual in the teacher’s lounge

The Simpsons [3x19] Dog of Death

From: Dog of Death
Season 3, Episode 19

I will not barf unless I’m sick

The Simpsons [3x18] Separate Vocations

From: Separate Vocations
Season 3, Episode 18

I will not aim for the head

The Simpsons [3x17] Homer at the Bat

From: Homer at the Bat
Season 3, Episode 17

I will not spank others

The Simpsons [3x15] Homer Alone

From: Homer Alone
Season 3, Episode 15

I will not carve gods

The Simpsons [3x13] Radio Bart

From: Radio Bart
Season 3, Episode 13

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