I will not torment the emotionally frail

The Simpsons [3x12] I Married Marge

From: I Married Marge
Season 3, Episode 12

The Christmas Pageant does not stink

The Simpsons [3x11] Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

From: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Season 3, Episode 11

Underwear should be worn on the inside

The Simpsons [3x10] Flaming Moe's

From: Flaming Moe’s
Season 3, Episode 10

I will not fake rabies

The Simpsons [3x09] Saturdays of Thunder

From: Saturdays of Thunder
Season 3, Episode 9

“Bart Bucks” are not legal tender

The Simpsons [3x08] Lisa's Pony

From: Lisa’s Pony
Season 3, Episode 8

I will finish what I sta

The Simpsons [3x06] Like Father Like Klown

From: Like Father, Like Klown
Season 3, Episode 6

I will not squeak chalk

The Simpsons [3x05] Homer Defined

From: Homer Defined
Season 3, Episode 5

High explosives and school don’t mix

The Simpsons [3x04] Bart the Murderer

From: Bart the Murderer
Season 3, Episode 4

Nobody likes sunburn slappers

The Simpsons [3x03] When Flanders Failed

From: When Flanders Failed
Season 3, Episode 3

Spitwads are not free speech

The Simpsons [3x02] Mr Lisa Goes to Washington

From: Mr Lisa Goes to Washington
Season 3, Episode 2

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