I will not eat things for money

The-Simpsons-s04e12-Marge vs. the Monorail

From: Marge vs. the Monorail
Season 4, Episode 12

Coffee is not for kids

The-Simpsons-s04e11-Homer's Triple Bypass

From: Homer’s Triple Bypass
Season 4, Episode 11

Teacher is not a leper

The-Simpsons-s04e10-Lisas First Word

From: Lisa’s First Word
Season 4, Episode 10

A burp is not an answer

The-Simpsons-s04e09-Mr Plow

From: Mr Plow
Season 4, Episode 9

I will not bring sheep to class

The-Simpsons-s04e08-New Kid On The Block

From: New Kid On The Block
Season 4, Episode 8

I will not teach others to fly

The-Simpsons-s04e07-Marge Gets a Job

From: Marge Gets a Job
Season 4, Episode 7

I will not bury the new kid

The-Simpsons-s04e06-Itchy and Scratchy the Movie

From: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
Season 4, Episode 6

I will not prescribe medication

The-Simpsons-s04e04-Lisa The Beauty Queen

From: Lisa the Beauty Queen
Season 4, Episode 4

I will not defame New Orleans

The-Simpsons-s04e03-Homer the Heretic

From: Homer the Heretic
Season 4, Episode 3

My name is not Dr. Death

The-Simpsons-s04e02-A Streetcar Named Marge

From: A Streetcar Named Marge
Season 4, Episode 2

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