Five days is not too long to wait for a gun

The-Simpsons-[05x22]-Secrets Of A Successful Marriage

From: Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Season 5, Episode 22

I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball

The-Simpsons-[05x21]-Lady Bouvier's Lover

From: Lady Bouvier’s Lover
Season 5, Episode 21

There are plenty of businesses like show business

The-Simpsons-[05x20]-The Boy Who Knew Too Much

From: The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Season 5, Episode 20

I will not celebrate meaningless milestones

The-Simpsons-[05x19]-Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

From: Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
Season 5, Episode 19

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan

The-Simpsons-[05x18]-Burns' Heir

From: Burns’ Heir
Season 5, Episode 18

Organ transplants are best left to the professionals

The-Simpsons-[05x17]-Bart Gets An Elephant

From: Bart Gets An Elephant
Season 5, Episode 17

I am not delightfully saucy

The-Simpsons-[05x16]-Homer Loves Flanders

From: Homer Loves Flanders
Season 5, Episode 16

I will not go near the kindergarten turtle

The-Simpsons-[05x13]-Homer And Apu

From: Homer And Apu
Season 5, Episode 13

My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man

The-Simpsons-[05x12]-Bart Gets Famous

From: Bart Gets Famous
Season 5, Episode 12

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers

The-Simpsons-[05x11]-Homer The Vigilante

From:  Homer The Vigilante
Season 5, Episode 11

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