Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does

The-Simpsons-[06x14]-Bart's Comet

From:  Bart’s Comet
Season 6, Episode 14

“Bagman” is not a legitimate career choice

The-Simpsons-[06x13]-And Maggie Makes Three

From: And Maggie Makes Three
Season 6, Episode 13

Adding “just kidding” doesn’t make it okay to insult the Principal

The-Simpsons-[06x12]-Homer the Great

From: Homer the Great
Season 6, Episode 12

Ralph won’t “morph” if you squeeze him hard enough

The-Simpsons-[06x11]-Fear of Flying

From: Fear of Flying
Season 6, Episode 11

My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man

The-Simpsons-[06x10]-Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy

From:  Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Season 6, Episode 10

I will not whittle hall passes out of soap

The-Simpsons-[06x09]-Homer Badman

From: Homer: Badman
Season 6, Episode 9

I will not dissect things unless instructed

The-Simpsons-[06x08]-Lisa On Ice

From: Lisa On Ice
Season 6, Episode 8

I will not send lard through the mail

The-Simpsons-[06x07]-Bart's Girlfriend

From: Bart’s Girlfriend
Season 6, Episode 7

I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.

The-Simpsons-[06x04]-Itchy & Scratchy Land

From: Itchy & Scratchy Land
Season 6, Episode 4

I will not use abbrev.

The-Simpsons-[06x03]-Another Simpson's Clip Show

From: Another Simpson’s Clip Show
Season 6, Episode 3

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