I am not certified to remove asbestos

The-Simpsons-7x12-Team Homer

From: Team Homer
Season 7, Episode 12

I will only do this once a year

The-Simpsons-7x11-Marge Be Not Proud

From: Marge Be Not Proud
Season 7, Episode 11

I will only do this once a year

The-Simpsons-7x10-The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular

From: The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
Season 7, Episode 10

Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things

The-Simpsons-7x09-Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

From: Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming
Season 7, Episode 9

Indian burns are not our cultural heritage

The-Simpsons-7x07-King-Size Homer

From: King-Size Homer
Season 7, Episode 7

The boys room is not a water park

The-Simpsons-7x05-Lisa the Vegetarian

From: Lisa the Vegetarian
Season 7, Episode 5

I am not a lean mean spitting machine

The-Simpsons-7x04-Bart Sells His Soul

From: Bart Sells His Soul
Season 7, Episode 4

No one wants to hear from my armpits

The-Simpsons-7x03-Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily

From: Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
Season 7, Episode 3

“Bewitched” does not promote Satanism

The-Simpsons-7x02-Radioactive Man

From: Radioactive Man
Season 7, Episode 2

I will not complain about the solution when I hear it

The-Simpsons-7x01-Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2

From:  Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2
Season 7, Episode 1

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