I will not sell my kidney on eBay

The-Simpsons-s11e09 - Grift of the Magi

From: Grift of the Magi
Season 11, Episode 9

74 comments to I will not sell my kidney on eBay

  • mark anthony umali

    im selling my kidney..email me at markanthonyumali@yahoo.com

  • kumar

    am o+,i wants to donate my kidney for abroad job.if anyone arrange me a job (any kind of job)in abroad in a reasonable salary i will donate my kidney!
    mail me – mkpsenthiil@yahoo.com

  • dominic

    I am selling my kidney !! 21 years old and health no disease .. doing sports eating healthy .. dom21cm@live.at

  • kinakia

    im A- ,25 male perfectly healthty .contact me at kinakia1986@yahoo.com

  • Seun

    I’m 24yrz, and am willing to sell my kidney… Healthy, dont drink NOR smoke. Blood group is O+ .. Interested persons can contact me on seunoni17@yahoo.com.. Awaiting an urgent response.. I nned to use the money to save my eduacation..

  • sameer

    i want to sell one of my kidney. i am 29yr old from india. contact me at 0091 8401758516

  • matt s

    i want to sell one of my kidneys i am 23 and healthy from the us will travel $100k hit me up @ matthewvstafford@gmail.com

  • longhorned

    American male living in Ca. Family man. I have thought this through. I am extrememly healthy. I have all updated medicals need for a quick move to help. I would like to donate a kidney for the right compensation.
    reach me at fhacharter123@att.net
    serious only
    100k net

  • heather

    looking to sell one of my kidneys. im in very good health. im 34yrs old. my hotmail.comblood type is a+. im sinking in debt and thought this could help my family very much. you can contavt me a 618-709-7152 or via e-mail at krakked88@hotmail.com hope to hear from one of you right away.
    thank you, Heather

  • ashanti

    hi all im O+ kidney donor from south africa i want to donate 1 to someone in need if suitable compensated pls contact me on ashantiangelabazier@yahoo.com or +27736221902 im able to travel anywhere and healthy

  • Nika

    Im a 26 year old female in the US willing to sell my kidney. Lafhai206@gmail.com

  • Paul mcloughlin

    For sale is one of my kidneys I am 46 males non smoker from the UK you can contact me by email. Pjmcloughlinuk@yahoo.co.UK. £100k

  • john

    24 years old male B group blood type, healty like a bull, willing to donate my kidney for the right person as long as all the medical and travel expenses are covered, contact me at Donating1234@yahoo.com

  • Jeremiah

    33 year old healthy male. Willing to donate my A+ (blood type) kidney in exchange for reasonable compensation. Non smoker, non drinker! Minimum 75k. Serious offers please contact me at texas_burnt_orange@yahoo.com or 361-648-0484! First person to contact
    Me WILL be accepted.

  • Alex

    My name is Alex i live in Greece i am 24 year old and healthy i want to become a kidney donor for a person who really need one kidney to stay alive . please get in touch with me through my e-mail which is Alfonsmarkutaj@yahoo.com

  • Doctor James Barner

    Dear Prospective Donors,

    Our hospital is requiring donors of various organs and tissues to save many recipients in our waiting lists
    Your generous donation will be compensated $200,000.00
    For more information, kindly contact the registration of our surgical centre at the address bellow
    Please contact the Registration and Admission Department at the addresses below
    barner_james17@yahoo.co.uk
    Best Regads
    Doctor Barner James

  • Mariah hills

    Hi,
    Healthy female 38yrs. willing to donate one of my kidney for reasonable amount,B+ Blood type,no smoker ,no drinker .Serious offers please contact me at mariahhills@live.fr

  • Marck

    Im from central europe.caucasian now living in UK,.25 years.healty.im willing to donate my kidney

  • Doctor James Barner

    Dear Prospective Donors,
    Our hospital is requiring donors of various organs and tissues to save many recipients in our waiting lists
    Your generous donation will be compensated $200,000.00
    For more information, kindly contact our surgical centre at the address below
    barner_james17@yahoo.co.uk
    Best Regards
    Doctor Barner James

  • Jesse

    Male 29 O- kidney located in the US very healthy and can provide documents needed my email is the3jesster@yahoo.com yet again type O- I will entertain only serious offers

  • wu

    nyc, im selling my kidney..email me at 853414528@hotmail.com ,Bood type B+,22age.

  • Jeff

    Selling my kidney 20 years old from Baltimore md jeffreynicolefarley@yahoo.com

  • nitin

    I am 27 Year old man from Mumbai & i want to donate my kidney for suitable Compensation My Blood group is A+ please contact me on mr_nbs22@yahoo.in

  • brijbhan singh

    hi i wants sell my kid ey bez my family is dangers condition.my blood groop b postive.plz hell me.i m from india,i wants sell my kidney very argent

  • brijbhan singh

    hi’i wants sell my kidney very arge t.mo 09555528661 .cal me blood groop’b postive.mial id… Prince_04chauhan@yahoo.com

  • brijbhan singh

    prince_04chauhan@yahoo.com. I wants sell my kidny.blood groo b postive

  • Tom

    25 m from east coast healthy don’t smoke or drink looking to sell a kidney email me at tsaliba4@gmail.com

  • AxelRose

    I sell A+ blood type Kidney for 250.000Gbp Im very healthy. contact me at alfonsmarkutaj@yahoo.com Im european 25 years old male.

  • Nikhil Vinod

    My name is Nikhil Vinod. 20yrs old.
    iwant to sell my kiney for 6-8 lakh..Blood group B+.
    contact: virusmanianikhil@gmail.com

  • azam

    I am interested for donating a kidney O+ to needed person on money basis due to my daughters and son education and marriage expenses as i am private employee working in a meager salary anybody interested contact on my mail or mobile no. 91+9959627206 and sohailazam30@gmail.com i am ready to travel any country with all expenditure and boarding lodging food etc must borne by patient or there family members.

  • venkat

    I am willing to sell my B+ kidney

    urgently.Please contcat at venkat987k@gmail.com

  • I am willing to sell my B+ kidney urgently.Please contcat at csebala2908@gmail.com

  • anonymous

    Looking to “donate” my kidney. Im a healthy 19 year old male with blood type A negative. I am completely serious and willing to do this asap, but i am in no rush. Must be done at the highest quality hospital. Send me an email at mykidney21@yahoo.com, we will go from there.

  • hii my name is Deepak n i m from bikaner (rajsthan) i want sell my kidney my blood group is A+. anyone who need plz cont. me on 9460270956 or mail me at dk.tak22@gmail.com

  • alex

    i’m a 39 non drinking 0+ italian intersted in selling one of my kidneys.If interested please contact me at the_alex1@hotmail.com

  • Sona Vimal V

    If still in need contact me
    I am Sona Vimal V from
    Calicut Kerala India and aged 32
    sound in health my blood group is O+
    willing to give my kidney for cash
    if u r interested call back in
    +919645120054 or+918547023056
    i am willing to travel any where
    thankyou

  • Ok I just have to know how much one of my kidney’s is worth, I’m 37 I don’t drink or smoke i used to do triathlon’s. I’m in great shape, oh I’m O negative. Let me know what you think you can email me at tryogi@hotmail.com

  • hi my name is Deepak 26 year old n my blood group is A+ i want to sell my kidney during some finencial problems if you need just call me 9460270956

  • shall

    Hello!
    My story began two years ago when I opened my case (the repair of auto). It all began like a good many clients, new job, new tools, etc. But everything is not as easy as it would seem, workers began to drink on terms no time to yes and customers disappointed a lot left(i.e. not paid for work) and to pay the rent I had to borrow money from friends and family, borrow, sell the car…. In the end I have nothing was left of the current one hundred square meters and which through time work, a lot of debts, the workers dispersed, the lenders under pressure well and all that. And yet in the end for me that I broke the car (not cheap) which need repair, but money is not where not take a penny no, I don’t know what this. and if you do not do the owner of the promises to a period I provide and not short term. Thought for a long time and came to the decision to sell a kidney(to be honest, not with the intent to help someone). But don’t know how to do this??? Nothing serious is not sick, absolutely healthy(spiritual and physical), in the past, the athlete(kickboxer), drugs are not used(never), without harmful habits, blood group 2+(floor), age 21год(full), there is a passport. Am a citizen of Kazakhstan.
    Call us on tel. +77051988819

    P.S. If anyone can help me with this I would be very happy. And after selling a kidney material would appreciate that. I deceive not going to make sense.

  • CARONTE

    Blood group B positive kidney sale, starting price and 55000 pounds, look at the email carontemax35@yahoo.com offers are dyn Central Europe

  • Ramakant

    Hi i am Ramakant from India ready to donate my Kidney Blood Group A -ve contact me on 09028016171 or my mail kidneydonor40@yahoo.com

  • shobi80

    Hi , i am male 31, sound health , never smoke , never drink
    A+ blood group.
    I really want to sell my one kidney.
    This is a serious and genuine request , so pls serious and original people pls
    thanks
    kindwords80@gmail.com

  • I lost my job and I’m having a baby in 6 weeks I need cash quick! I’m in debt and I want to be stress free and I want my family to be happy and live life like it was meant to be. Please help

    23 male healthy as can be athletic no medical problems

    Kylej502@gmail.com I will travel to sell my kidney or to give away my kidney for a generous donation. 314 792 0587

    As I’m willing to help someone in need. Lets help each other. Please call 1-314-792-0587 or 314 283 2051 or email me.

  • rajesh sahu

    Hello this is rajesh sahu from Jabalpur
    Cell no. +919301822168
    My Blood Group is B+ .
    Height: 5’4” Weight: 60Kg
    I want to donate my own Kidney in Rs. 20, 00,000
    Because, I am in big problems I have a big loan amount
    Please do something for me, some financially help
    Cell no. +919303927083
    email – rajeshsahu721@gmail.com

  • lingot

    My wish is not to cause controversy, but I need the money.

    blood type A+, 32 yrs, male, athletic, non smoker, no drugs, seldom drinks, perfect health, healthy eating habits, no known diseases.

    US$200,000 + expenses

    lingot876 at hotmail

  • ganesh

    Hi ganesh frm tamilnadu /india
    i’m ab -ve and willing to donate kidney for compensation.
    interested reciver can contact me thru ganes755@gmail.com

  • nerka-kidney@hotmail.com

    Healthy, young boy (21 years) practicing swimming, non-smoker and drinker ARH-Blood. Price 50$. Please write only with serious offers nerka-kidney@hotmail.com

    Age: 21 yrs,

    Weight: 60 kg=

    Habits (smoking, alcohol, drugs): no

    Diet: healthy vegetarian diet/balanced diet

    Any past history of serious life threatening diseases/surgery: no

    Diabetes: no

    Tuberculosis: no

    Genetic disease: no

    Blood hyper/hypo tension: no

    Blood lipid profile: normal

    Blood group: ARH-

  • Chris

    30 something healthy Caucasian male, A+ blood type. You pay travel expenses for me and my family unless the procedure is done here in southwest Ohio. Procedure must be done in an accredited hospital here in the US by a surgeon trained in organ transplants… $200k USD…

    rngrmed@hotmail.com

    non-smoker, non-drinker, non-drug user

  • Will

    I’m a female, have never smoked nor drink, good health and, o+ wants to sell my kidney any one interested can get me through this oluremi@yahoo.com

  • Will

    I’m a female, have never smoked nor drink, good health and, o+ wants to sell my kidney any one interested can get me through this oluremi22@yahoo.com

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