I do not have the hots for my mom

From: The Devil Wears Nada
Season 21, Episode 5

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I am not allergic to long division

From: The Great Wife Hope
Season 21, Episode 3

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Chalkboarding is not torture.

From: Bart Gets A ‘Z’
Season 21, Episode 2

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The class hamster isn’t just sleeping

From: Homer the Whopper
Season 21, Episode 1

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It's ''FaceBook,'' not ''Assbook''

From: Coming to Homerica
Season 20, Episode 21

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I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy

From: Father Knows Worst
Season 20, Episode 18

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I will not mock teacher’s outdated cell phone

From: The Good, The Sad, and The Drugly
Season 20, Episode 17

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My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds

From: Wedding for Disaster
Season 20, Episode 15

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Four-leaf clovers are not mutant freaks

From: In the Name of the Grandfather
Season 20, Episode 14

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I will not have fun with educational toys

From: No Loan Again, Naturally
Season 20, Episode 12

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