“Temptation Island” was not a sleazy piece of crap

From: Hungry, Hungry Homer
Season 12, Episode 15

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I will not buy a Presidential pardon

From: New Kids on the Blecch
Season 12, Episode 14

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The hamster did not have “a full life”

From: Day of the Jackanapes
Season 12, Episode 13

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I will not publish the Principal’s credit report

From: Tennis the Menace
Season 12, Episode 12

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I will not hide the teacher’s medication

From: Worst Episode Ever
Season 12, Episode 11

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I will not "let the dogs out"

From: Pokey Mom
Season 12, Episode 10

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Network TV is not dead

From: Homr
Season 12, Episode 9

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Science class should not end in tragedy

From: Skinner’s Sense of Snow
Season 12, Episode 8

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The nurse is not dealing

From: The Great Money Caper
Season 12, Episode 7

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I will only provide a urine sample when asked

From: The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
Season 12, Episode 6

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