Guinea pigs should not be used as “guinea pigs”

From: 500 Keys
Season 22, Episode 21

I do not deserve a Mother’s Day gift for being “one badass mother”

From: Homer Scissorhands
Season 22, Episode 20

I will not ridicule teacher’s Final Four bracket

From: Love Is a Many Strangled Thing
Season 22, Episode 17

“Daylight Savings” is not a failed bank

From: A Midsummer’s Nice Dream
Season 22, Episode 16

I’m not here on a spitball scholarship

From: The Scorpion’s Tale
Season 22, Episode 15

I will not make fun of Cupid’s dink

From: The Blue and the Gray
Season 22, Episode 13

Prince is not the son of Martin Luther King

From: Homer the Father
Season 22, Episode 12

January is not Bart History Month

From: Moms I’d Like to Forget
Season 22, Episode 10



Candy canes are not elf bones

From: Donnie Fatso
Season 22, Episode 9

“A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” is as good as “A Charlie Brown Christmas”

From: How Munched is That Birdie in the Window?
Season 22, Episode 7




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