Bart's Blackboard

“March Madness” is not an excuse for missing school

From: How The Test Was Won
Season 20, Episode 11

HDTV is worth every cent

From: Take My Life, Please
Season 20, Episode 10

I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard

From: Lisa the Drama Queen
Season 20, Episode 9

Jesus is not mad his birthday is on Christmas

From: The Burns and the Bees
Season 20, Episode 8

I will not bring the chalkboard home

From: Mypods and Boomsticks
Season 20, Episode 7 (couch gag)

Prosperity is just around the corner

From: Mypods and Boomsticks
Season 20, Episode 7

I did not see teacher siphoning gas

From: Dangerous Curves
Season 20, Episode 5

There's no such month as ''Rocktober''

From: Double Double Boy in Trouble
Season 20, Episode 3

Teacher’s diet is working

From: Lost Verizon
Season 20, Episode 2

This punishment is not medieval.

From: Mona Leaves-a
Season 19, Episode 19

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