Cafeteria trays are not toboggans

From: Holidays of Future Passed
Season 23, Episode 9

Candy canes are not elf bones

From: Donnie Fatso
Season 22, Episode 9

Hot dogs are not bookmarks

From: American History X-cellent
Season 21, Episode 17

Teachers’ unions are not ruining this country

From: Rednecks and Broomsticks
Season 21, Episode 7

Four-leaf clovers are not mutant freaks

From: In the Name of the Grandfather
Season 20, Episode 14

Pearls are not oyster barf

From: Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot
Season 18, Episode 20

We are not all naked under our clothes

From: G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)
Season 18, Episode 5

Substitute teachers are not scabs

The-Simpsons-s11e13 - Saddlesore Galactica

From: Saddlesore Galactica
Season 11, Episode 13

Indian burns are not our cultural heritage

The-Simpsons-s11e07 - Eight Misbehavin'

From: Eight Misbehavin’
Season 11, Episode 7

Fridays are not “pants optional”

The-Simpsons-s11e01 - Beyond Blunderdome

From: Beyond Blunderdome
Season 11, Episode 1

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