Chalkboarding is not torture.

From: Bart Gets A ‘Z’
Season 21, Episode 2

I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard

From: Lisa the Drama Queen
Season 20, Episode 9

I will not bring the chalkboard home

From: Mypods and Boomsticks
Season 20, Episode 7 (couch gag)

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