Halloween doesn’t kick Thanksgiving’s ass

From: Pranks and Greens
Season 21, Episode 6

This school does not need a “regime change”

From: Strong Arms of the Ma
Season 14, Episode 9

Fun does not have a size

From: Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
Season 13, Episode 4

It does not suck to be you


From: Maximum Homerdrive
Season 10, Episode 17

Sherri does not “got back”


From: Wild Barts Cannot Be Broken
Season 10, Episode 11

My butt does not deserve a website

The-Simpsons-[09x19]-Simpson Tide

From: Simpson Tide
Season 9, Episode 19

A fire drill does not demand a fire

The-Simpsons-[08x20]-The Canine Mutiny

From: The Canine Mutiny
Season 8, Episode 20

“Bewitched” does not promote Satanism

The-Simpsons-7x02-Radioactive Man

From: Radioactive Man
Season 7, Episode 2

The First Amendment does not cover burping

The-Simpsons-[06x24]-Lemon Of Troy

From: Lemon Of Troy
Season 6, Episode 24

Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does

The-Simpsons-[06x14]-Bart's Comet

From:  Bart’s Comet
Season 6, Episode 14

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