I cannot hire a substitute student

The-Simpsons-s11e21 - It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge

From: It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge
Season 11, Episode 21

I can’t see dead people

The-Simpsons-s11e08 - Take My Wife, Sleaze

From: Take My Wife, Sleaze
Season 11, Episode 8

I cannot absolve sins


From: Simpsons Bible Stories
Season 10, Episode 18

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