I will not look up what teacher makes

From: Crook and Ladder
Season 18, Episode 19

I will not leak the plot of the movie

From: Regarding Margie
Season 17, Episode 20

I will not flip the classroom upside down

From: Million Dollar Abie
Season 17, Episode 16

I will not eat things for money

From: Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
Season 17, Episode 15

I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be

From: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
Season 15, Episode 14

I will not

From: Barting Over
Season 14, Episode 11

I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfingers

From: Half Decent Proposal
Season 13, Episode 10

I will not flush evidence

From: Simpson Safari
Season 12, Episode 17

I will not scare the Vice President

From: Bye, Bye Nerdie
Season 12, Episode 16

I will not buy a Presidential pardon

From: New Kids on the Blecch
Season 12, Episode 14

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