I will not publish the Principal’s credit report

From: Tennis the Menace
Season 12, Episode 12

I will not hide the teacher’s medication

From: Worst Episode Ever
Season 12, Episode 11

I will not "let the dogs out"

From: Pokey Mom
Season 12, Episode 10

I will not surprise the incontinent

From: Insane Clown Poppy
Season 12, Episode 3

I will not plant subliminal messagores

From: A Tale of Two Springfields
Season 12, Episode 2

I will not obey the voices in my head

The-Simpsons-s11e22 - Behind the Laughter

From:  Behind the Laughter
Season 11, Episode 22

I will not dance on anyone’s grave

The-Simpsons-s11e20 - Last Tap Dance in Springfield

From: Last Tap Dance in Springfield
Season 11, Episode 20

I will not create art from dung

The-Simpsons-s11e10 - Little Big Mom

From: Little Big Mom
Season 11, Episode 10



I will not sell my kidney on eBay

The-Simpsons-s11e09 - Grift of the Magi

From: Grift of the Magi
Season 11, Episode 9

I will not do the Dirty Bird

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From: Sunday Cruddy Sunday
Season 10, Episode 12




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