I will not scream for ice cream

the_simpsons.10x07.lisa_gets_an_a

From: Lisa Gets an A
Season 10, Episode 7

I will not file frivolous lawsuits

the_simpsons.10x02.the_wizard_of_evergreen_terrace

From: The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
Season 10, Episode 2

I will not mess with the opening credits

The-Simpsons-[09x22]-Trash Of The Titans

From: Trash Of The Titans
Season 9, Episode 22

I will not demand what I’m worth

The-Simpsons-[09x20]-The Trouble With Trillions

From: The Trouble With Trillions
Season 9, Episode 20

I will not tease fatty

The-Simpsons-[09x08]-Lisa The Skeptic

From:  Lisa The Skeptic
Season 9, Episode 8

I will not hide the teacher’s Prozac

The-Simpsons-[08x13]-Simpsoncaligragilisticexpiala-(Annoyed Grunt)cious

From: Simpsoncaligragilisticexpiala-(Annoyed Grunt)cious
Season 8, Episode 13

I will not complain about the solution when I hear it

The-Simpsons-7x01-Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2

From:  Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2
Season 7, Episode 1

I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface

The-Simpsons-[06x23]-The Springfield Connection

From: The Springfield Connection
Season 6, Episode 23



I will not strut around like I own the place

The-Simpsons-[06x19]-Lisa's Wedding

From: Lisa’s Wedding
Season 6, Episode 19

I will not hang donuts on my person

The-Simpsons-[06x16]-Bart vs. Australia

From: Bart vs. Australia
Season 6, Episode 16




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