“March Madness” is not an excuse for missing school

From: How The Test Was Won
Season 20, Episode 11

Jesus is not mad his birthday is on Christmas

From: The Burns and the Bees
Season 20, Episode 8

This punishment is not medieval.

From: Mona Leaves-a
Season 19, Episode 19

The capital of Montana is not “Hannah”

From: Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind
Season 19, Episode 9

Frankincense is not a monster

From: Kill Gil Vols. 1 & 2
Season 18, Episode 9

A booger is not a bookmark

From: Home Away From Homer
Season 16, Episode 20

Beer in a milk carton is not milk

From: On A Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister
Season 16, Episode 11

Poking a dead raccoon is not research

From: She Used to Be My Girl
Season 16, Episode 4

Over forty & single is not funny

From: Today I am a Clown
Season 15, Episode 6

My pen is not a booger launcher

From: Old Yeller-Belly
Season 14, Episode 19

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