SpongeBob is not a contraceptive

From: Pray Anything
Season 14, Episode 10

Vampire is not a career choice

From: Tales from the Public Domain
Season 13, Episode 14

Making Milhouse cry is not a science project

From: The Lastest Gun in the West
Season 13, Episode 12

The giving tree is not a chump

From: The Bart Wants What it Wants
Season 13, Episode 11

A burp in a jar is not a science project

From: Homer the Moe
Season 13, Episode 3

Today is not Mothra’s day

From: Children of a Lesser Clod
Season 12, Episode 20

Genetics is not an excuse

From: I’m Goin’ to Praiseland
Season 12, Episode 19

Fire is not the cleanser

From: Trilogy of Error
Season 12, Episode 18

Network TV is not dead

From: Homr
Season 12, Episode 9

The nurse is not dealing

From: The Great Money Caper
Season 12, Episode 7

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