I will not ridicule teacher’s Final Four bracket

From: Love Is a Many Strangled Thing
Season 22, Episode 17

I did not see teacher applying for welfare

From: Loan-a Lisa
Season 22, Episode 2

Teachers’ unions are not ruining this country

From: Rednecks and Broomsticks
Season 21, Episode 7

I will not mock teacher’s outdated cell phone

From: The Good, The Sad, and The Drugly
Season 20, Episode 17

I did not see teacher siphoning gas

From: Dangerous Curves
Season 20, Episode 5

Teacher’s diet is working

From: Lost Verizon
Season 20, Episode 2

The art teacher is fat, not pregnant

From: The Debarted
Season 19, Episode 13

Teacher did not pay too much for her condo

From: E Pluribus Wiggum
Season 19, Episode 10

I will not look up what teacher makes

From: Crook and Ladder
Season 18, Episode 19

Teacher was not dumped -- it was mutual

From: We’re On The Road To D’ohwhere
Season 17, Episode 11

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