I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be

From: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
Season 15, Episode 14

I will not hide the teacher’s medication

From: Worst Episode Ever
Season 12, Episode 11

Substitute teachers are not scabs

The-Simpsons-s11e13 - Saddlesore Galactica

From: Saddlesore Galactica
Season 11, Episode 13

I will not hide the teacher’s Prozac

The-Simpsons-[08x13]-Simpsoncaligragilisticexpiala-(Annoyed Grunt)cious

From: Simpsoncaligragilisticexpiala-(Annoyed Grunt)cious
Season 8, Episode 13

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers

The-Simpsons-[05x11]-Homer The Vigilante

From:  Homer The Vigilante
Season 5, Episode 11

Teacher is not a leper

The-Simpsons-s04e10-Lisas First Word

From: Lisa’s First Word
Season 4, Episode 10

I saw nothing unusual in the teacher’s lounge

The Simpsons [3x19] Dog of Death

From: Dog of Death
Season 3, Episode 19

I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes"

the-simpsons-s01e10-Homer's Night Out

From: Homer’s Night Out
Season 1, Episode 9

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