I will not yell “Fire” in a crowded classroom

the-simpsons-s01e13-Some Enchanted Evening

From: Some Enchanted Evening
Season 1, Episode 13

They are laughing at me, not with me

the-simpsons-s01e12-Krusty Gets Busted

From: Krusty Gets Busted
Season 1, Episode 12

Garlic gum is not funny

the-simpsons-s01e11-The Crepes of Wrath

From: The Crepes of Wrath
Season 1, Episode 11

I will not call my teacher “Hot Cakes”

the-simpsons-s01e10-Homer's Night Out

From: Homer’s Night Out
Season 1, Episode 9

I did not see Elvis

the-simpsons-s01e08-The Telltale Head

From: The Telltale Head
Season 1, Episode 8