I will not fake seizures

The Simpsons [3x24] Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes

From: Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes
Season 3, Episode 24

I will not snap bras

The Simpsons [3x23] Bart's Friend Falls in Love

From: Bart’s Friend Falls in Love
Season 3, Episode 23

I will not spin the turtle

The Simpsons [3x22] The Otto Show

From: The Otto Show
Season 3, Episode 22

Funny noises are not funny

The Simpsons [3x21] Black Widower

From: Black Widower
Season 3, Episode 21

I will not conduct my own fire drills

The Simpsons [3x20] Colonel Homer

From: Colonel Homer
Season 3, Episode 20