I will not charge admission to the bathroom

The-Simpsons-s04e22-Krusty Gets Cancelled

From: Krusty Gets Cancelled
Season 4, Episode 22

I do not have diplomatic immunity

The-Simpsons-s04e21-Marge in Chains

From: Marge in Chains
Season 4, Episode 21

I will return the seeing-eye dog

The-Simpsons-s04e20-Whacking Day

From: Whacking Day
Season 4, Episode 20

I will not sell miracle cures

The-Simpsons-s04e19-The Front

From: The Front
Season 4, Episode 19

No one is interested in my underpants

The-Simpsons-s04e18-So It's Come To This_ A Simpsons Clip Show

From: So It’s Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show
Season 4, Episode 18