Fire is not the cleanser

From: Trilogy of Error
Season 12, Episode 18

A fire drill does not demand a fire

The-Simpsons-[08x20]-The Canine Mutiny

From: The Canine Mutiny
Season 8, Episode 20

I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers

The-Simpsons-[05x11]-Homer The Vigilante

From:  Homer The Vigilante
Season 5, Episode 11

I will not conduct my own fire drills

The Simpsons [3x20] Colonel Homer

From: Colonel Homer
Season 3, Episode 20

I will not yell “Fire” in a crowded classroom

the-simpsons-s01e13-Some Enchanted Evening

From: Some Enchanted Evening
Season 1, Episode 13