I do not deserve a Mother’s Day gift for being “one badass mother”

From: Homer Scissorhands
Season 22, Episode 20

Eating my vegetables is not a Mother’s Day present

From: Moe Better Blues
Season 21, Episode 21

I do not have the hots for my mom

From: The Devil Wears Nada
Season 21, Episode 5

My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld


From: Viva Ned Flanders
Season 10, Episode 10