I am not certified to remove asbestos

The-Simpsons-7x12-Team Homer

From: Team Homer
Season 7, Episode 12

I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist

The-Simpsons-7x11-Marge Be Not Proud

From: Marge Be Not Proud
Season 7, Episode 11

I will only do this once a year

The-Simpsons-7x10-The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular

From: The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
Season 7, Episode 10

Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things

The-Simpsons-7x09-Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming

From: Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming
Season 7, Episode 9

Indian burns are not our cultural heritage

The-Simpsons-7x07-King-Size Homer

From: King-Size Homer
Season 7, Episode 7