Cafeteria trays are not toboggans

From: Holidays of Future Passed
Season 23, Episode 9

Candy canes are not elf bones

From: Donnie Fatso
Season 22, Episode 9

Hot dogs are not bookmarks

From: American History X-cellent
Season 21, Episode 17

Teachers’ unions are not ruining this country

From: Rednecks and Broomsticks
Season 21, Episode 7

Four-leaf clovers are not mutant freaks

From: In the Name of the Grandfather
Season 20, Episode 14