It’s not too early to speculate about the 2016 election

From: Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
Season 23, Episode 2

I am not smarter than the President

From: Homer’s Paternity Coot
Season 17, Episode 10

I will not scare the Vice President

From: Bye, Bye Nerdie
Season 12, Episode 16

I will not buy a Presidential pardon

From: New Kids on the Blecch
Season 12, Episode 14

I am not the acting President

From: Lisa the Tree Hugger
Season 12, Episode 4