Candy canes are not elf bones

From: Donnie Fatso
Season 22, Episode 9

“A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” is as good as “A Charlie Brown Christmas”

From: How Munched is That Birdie in the Window?
Season 22, Episode 7

Jesus is not mad his birthday is on Christmas

From: The Burns and the Bees
Season 20, Episode 8

The Christmas Pageant does not stink

The Simpsons [3x11] Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

From: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk
Season 3, Episode 11