I will not publish the Principal’s credit report

From: Tennis the Menace
Season 12, Episode 12

Adding “just kidding” doesn’t make it okay to insult the Principal

The-Simpsons-[06x12]-Homer the Great

From: Homer the Great
Season 6, Episode 12

I will not call the principal “spud head”

The-Simpsons-s04e15-I Love Lisa

From: I Love Lisa
Season 4, Episode 15

The principal’s toupee is not a Frisbee

The-Simpsons-s04e14-Brother from the Same Planet

From: Brother from the Same Planet
Season 4, Episode 14

I will not belch the National Anthem

The Simpsons [2x14] Principal Charming

From: Principal Charming
Season 2, Episode 14