I will not replace a candy heart with a frog’s heart

From: The Daughter Also Rises
Season 23, Episode 13

I will not ridicule teacher’s Final Four bracket

From: Love Is a Many Strangled Thing
Season 22, Episode 17

I will not make fun of Cupid’s dink

From: The Blue and the Gray
Season 22, Episode 13

I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy

From: Father Knows Worst
Season 20, Episode 18

I will not mock teacher’s outdated cell phone

From: The Good, The Sad, and The Drugly
Season 20, Episode 17