Five days is not too long to wait for a gun

The-Simpsons-[05x22]-Secrets Of A Successful Marriage

From: Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Season 5, Episode 22

I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball

The-Simpsons-[05x21]-Lady Bouvier's Lover

From: Lady Bouvier’s Lover
Season 5, Episode 21

There are plenty of businesses like show business

The-Simpsons-[05x20]-The Boy Who Knew Too Much

From: The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Season 5, Episode 20

I will not celebrate meaningless milestones

The-Simpsons-[05x19]-Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

From: Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song
Season 5, Episode 19

The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan

The-Simpsons-[05x18]-Burns' Heir

From: Burns’ Heir
Season 5, Episode 18