I do not deserve a Mother’s Day gift for being “one badass mother”

From: Homer Scissorhands
Season 22, Episode 20

I do not have the hots for my mom

From: The Devil Wears Nada
Season 21, Episode 5

I do not have a cereal named after me

From: She of Little Faith
Season 13, Episode 6

I do not have diplomatic immunity


From: Make Room For Lisa
Season 10, Episode 15

I do not have power of attorney over first graders

The-Simpsons-[06x21]-The PTA Disbands!

From:  The PTA Disbands!
Season 6, Episode 21