I will not look up what teacher makes

From: Crook and Ladder
Season 18, Episode 19

I will not leak the plot of the movie

From: Regarding Margie
Season 17, Episode 20

I will not flip the classroom upside down

From: Million Dollar Abie
Season 17, Episode 16

I will not eat things for money

From: Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
Season 17, Episode 15

I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be

From: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner
Season 15, Episode 14